Go on dates. Kiss boys. Wear short skirts. Buy hot pants. Get his number. Own yourself. Post nudes. Don’t shave. Control your life. Have sex. Say no. Be your own hero. Speak up. Get naked. Have wet dreams. Unlearn sexism. Question gender. Fight back. End slut shaming. Cut your hair. Defy patriarchy. Film yourself. Tease men. Be honest. Demand attention. Eat junk food. Wear lingerie. Adore your body. Fuck macho bullshit. Support equality.
oh my, yes!
In the flute world, we don’t say “I love you,” we say “open-hole B foot french arm solid silver C sharp trill key D sharp roller 14k gold riser” which roughly translates to “I’m better than you” and I think that’s just beautiful.
cishet white men are literally the most whiny unneeded people on the planet why do we even keep them around
Good luck on keeping up the human race without them! Solid logic.
Actually, we could survive without you because:
1. Bi and pan people.
2. Men can have vaginas and women can have penises, so it is possible for two men or two women to have children.
so yeah, queer people can keep the population going just fine actually.
There’s nothing sexier than a woman who stands up for her rights
Dude, kissing their asses like a groveling worm doesn’t make them want to fuck you. In fact, it makes them realize you’re a pathetic wimp who chases their approval. Believe it or not, they want a man who will stand up to them and who doesn’t need their approval.
You know, there is something sexier. Seeing a woman beat the living shit out of an misogynist pig who think his “dominance” is attractive, that’s pretty damn sexy.
Here in America, we like to name our beverages by the amount of carbonated water: soda, pop, bubbly, fizz, etc.
Here in Louisiana, we like to name our beverages by the temperature: cold drink.